MY JEREMIAH

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San Luis Obispo.

Recently I took a trip to the picturesque Santa Maria, well the boonies of San luis Obispo. When I arrived with my parents, I was greeted by a small annoying grimlin that they named Alex a.k.a my 10 year old uncle. Within 5 minutes upon my arrival I felt the sudden urge to gauge my eyes out after throwing him into a pond filled with electric eels. Unfortunately I was to exhausted from the trip that I instead binged eat at the beautiful Marisol at the Cliffs Restaurant.

The next day I met Alex's older brothers on his mothers side, there names Jared and Tag. Jared very petite and well dressed, Tag big, broad, and could possibly eat me alive. They were helpful for the day keeping Alex entertained but unfortunately not long enough when he ruined my peaceful horseback riding session with his horse Peachy. His high annoying girlish voice seemed to always give me a fright and made me want to run away from terror into the arms of an axe murderer.

Only my best friend Amanda believes that he is probably the most annoying kid to ever walk this planet. When my grandfather and Alex took a trip up to the bay area, Alex couldnt help but notice the giant rack amanda has been sporting since probably the 8th grade. He felt the urge to touch them and ask her vulgar questions that no 10 year old should know about.

Im very excited to see what will happen to this tall, skinny, gangly kid, when he enters high school. Theres two roads for this feminine toad horse and I'm anxious too see where he goes. Welcome to the good life Alex

Tune In: Laughing With

Jessica Packs on the Pounds

This once sexy body pop star is now a thick failing country singer performing at chili cook offs where they probably paid her in chili, and trying to compete in the show "Dancing with the Stars" which we know is a show for has-beens. By the looks of this picture she could probably use it, we have seen a lot of stars lose weight on that show and unless she wants to be the center of all fat jokes she should really get off of her seefood diet. Welcome to the good life Jess

Paris Katherine Jackson's Tearful Goodbye

Today we celebrated the life of The King Of Pop, Mr. Michael Jackson. Out of all the powerful speeches said by Rev. Al Sharpton, Brooke Shields, Smokey Robinson and many more. I don't think anything hits us as hard as the few words Paris Katherine Jackson spoke at the end of the ceremony. Her touching words,

"I just wanted to say ever since I was born,

daddy has been the best father you could ever imagine.

And I just want to say I love him so much."

Tune In: Waking up in Vegas

Fashion Spot: Street Chic

Here is a cool and sexy look, a slim black dress

with a funky pair of polka-dot tights (but many other

patterned tights could also go with this outfit).

Pairing it with hard looking biker boots adds a

touch of individuality. And finally adding a bright color bag to this

all black outfit can really make you stand out more!