The beginning...

I was born in a hospital like most, unless you're the lucky few born in the backseat of a Pinto or a God knows where location. But anyways I was born to a Josephine and Craig Hawkins. Josephine a Philippines native and Craig from the clean and safe streets of Cleveland, Ohio.

They constantly complain about how there lives were so tough having to walk ungodly miles to school in the snow, or some kind of tsunami. I heard them whine about the "fun" and "cool" classes their friends took that they couldn't because they didn't have money which I guess is a reasonable explanation but no reason to take it out on me.

My childhood was a little different then theirs, it consisted of 9 years of karate and piano (which I still haven't mastered), 8 years of singing lesson, 3 years of ballet and tap, 2 years of girls scout, and 2 months of guitar. My ex says I'm well-rounded, I call it a desperate attempt to get me out of the house.

Over the years I have developed a well knowledge of human behavior and unfortunately I see and hear things that most find entertaining, but I find disturbing and awkward. This is my life....Welcome to the good life.